POOR SANTA

This-was-the-year-Santa-upped-his-Valium-prescription. These-kids-are-trying-to-tell-their-parents-that-they-saw-this-guy-on-Americas-Most-Wanted. The-elves-cant-help-you-now-Santa. Shes-actually-crying-about-her-moms-tragic-haircut. Santa-uses-a-sneak-attack-to-get-his-big-gold-ball-back Santa-then-decided-it-would-be-more-pleasant-to-be-an-undertaker. Santa-decides-to-become-a-NASCAR-driver-since-thats-a-more-quiet-profession. Its-real-you-stupid-little-sh... I-have-a-taser-in-my-sled-and-Im-not-afraid-to-use-it. hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool5_thumbs_funny-kid-crying-santa-12_20090726135336186 Hide-and-go-seek-therapy. Bah-humbug After-this-Santa-quit-his-job-and-became-a-Wal-Mart-greeter. 3-out-of-3-redheaded-toddlers-hate-that-fat-bastard. Why-Santa-hates-you-too..

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